the serious game .,.

Because we are beautiful.

Why are people famous?

Because they have talent.

Why, oh why, are bunnies so cute?

Because they are epic man.

Why is the HG just sooooo addicting?

Since they are hungry like you.
Why is ice cream called ice cream.

Because it's icy and it's creamy.

Why do we have names?

So it is easier to identify each individual within a Province/State/Capital/City/Town/Village or even to the smallest of places such as a household.

Why are people sad?

Because they need to let out what's bothering them.

Why are there psychos?

Because the world needs psychotic people.

Why does hair grow?

Because we need something to cover our heads.

Why are people depressed?

Because something horrible happened to them.

Why does everyone find farts funny?

Beause its a funny noise.

Why is pink the color for girls and blue for boys, when they are babys?

Because pink looks better on girls.

Why is glass clear?

So you can see though it.
Why don't penguins fly and their birds?

Because their wings are broken.

Why does Power Rangers exist?

So people can be entertained.

How does water taste?

It tastes plain.

Why is the sun a star?

Because it wants to be in the spotlight!
Why is hair here?

Because it looks awesome on our heads.

Why is the Earth tilted?

Because it has an axis for a reason.
Why is a banana called a banana?

Because it rhymes with Savanah.

Why do bubbles float in the air?

Because they drink red bull.

Why can't I think of anything?

Because you may be day dreaming

Why do we get stomach flu sometimes?

Because we need to fight dieseses.
Why do people go to school?

to you know,, get a jobbbbb
why do people eat pizza?

Duh, Because it tastes good.
Why do cats meow?